Le varech enchanté des mers du Sud

See this here seaweed, mon? It be from the South Seas. We just add a little mojo and a little magic and it takes on the properties most suited to its owner.

You a <classe> so it be easy, mon. Just wrap it around your neck and think of nature or squirrels or whatever it be that you people like.

Texte d’origine, sans traduction française.